Ask a Korean! News: "Journalism" in North Korea (Part II)

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This is a continuation of Mr. Joo Seong-Ha's discussion about "journalism" in North Korea. Below is the translated article.
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The previous post explained the types of North Korean newspapers and the lives of North Korean reporters. This post will discuss how Rodong Shinmun is organized and edited.

Rodong Shinmun has six pages per issue, which is the only North Korean newspapers to do so. Other papers have four pages. Since newspapers are folded and opened, usually they increase or decrease by four pages. A regular South Korean newspaper nowadays usually have 32 pages, sometimes going to 28 pages or 36 pages depending on the amount of advertisements it has to carry. But the six pages of Rodong Shinmun is essentially three sheets of newspaper-sized paper. So the two sheets of paper are connected, but the last sheet of paper comes out as an insert. North Korean people also refer to the first four pages as "main paper," and the fifth and sixth pages as "insert."

Newspapers around the world carry the most important news of the day on the front page. But the front page of a North Korean newspaper carries stories about the current status or deification of Kim Jong-Il, making it the least readable page. North Koreans simply glance over the front page, and turn it over. Day after day, the contents of that page rarely change. In the 1990s when I was living in North Korea, the front page usually carried a story of Kim Jong-Il visiting a military base. Even a collection of years' worth of newspapers rarely sees any change in the pictures and the stories on the front page.

The front page usually carries a picture of an expressionless Kim Jong-Il, standing with soldiers stiff with tension. In the second page, there are pictures of Kim Jong-Il smiling while examining the different parts of the base guided by high ranking officers, pictures of soldiers putting on a performance before Kim Jong-Il, pictures of Kim Jong-Il visiting the mess hall, appearing to be satisfied while holding a cucumber or herbs. Of course, North Korean people are fully aware of the common knowledge that the vegetables at the mess hall are not available all the time -- they are collected at the battalion level to make Kim Jong-Il happy, and the officers take them back after Kim Jong-Il leaves.

North Koreans have been seeing this same picture for over a decade.

Kim Jong-Il's visit, reported on Rodong Shinmun
The stories on the front page usually discuss that on so-and-so day, Kim Jong-Il gave an on-site instruction for such-and-such base of the People's Army, accompanied by so-and-so, giving an address about such-and-such that inspired the troops, etc. -- and the stories are the same all the time. Even the course of Kim Jong-Il's visit is the same: first, pay respect at Kim Il-Sung's memorial, then climb up the fortress, then visit the mess hall and then watch an "impromptu" performance at the hospital beds, then concluded with gifts of binoculars and automatic guns and a group picture. I saw this every year for five years before I defected.


Therefore, North Korean people rarely care about the front and second pages. Even the third page covers the stories of the mercy and virtue from the party and the leader, and the loyal subjects who did certain things to repay the mercy, etc. -- all stories about which North Koreans do not care. The most popular pages for North Koreans are the fifth page covering South Korea, and the sixth page covering international affairs. On this topic, I will elaborate further in the next post.

The text on Rodong Shinmun is written horizontally, and Chinese characters or English alphabets are rarely used. The paper is 40.5 cm horizontally, 54.5 cm vertically. Compared to a South Korean paper, it is longer horizontally by 1 cm. It has eight columns, which make it appear a little cramped compared to South Korean newspapers which usually use seven columns. It uses eight point Myeongjo font, which is very small. But when it refers to either the names or quotes of Kim Il-Sung or Kim Jong-Il, a different font is used to make them more noticeable. This stylistic rule is common to all newspapers and magazines of North Korea.

North Korean newspapers, including Rodong Shinmun, have no section for advertisement in an attempt to repudiate commercialism. Because of that, all six pages are completely filled with news articles. Considering the smallness of the font and the fact that the entire page is filled with articles, Rodong Shinmun would be about the same as a 12-page South Korean newspaper in terms of the amount of stories. However, the local Pyongyang Shinmun occasionally carries a notice that a certain store is selling a certain product. Of course, if you asked a North Korean reporter, he would absolutely deny that the story is an advertisement, and insist that it is an informational service for the people.

It does not appear that a North Korean newspaper will carry an ad any time soon, as Kim Jong-Il himself severely dislikes advertisements. In a meeting with the heads of South Korean media held in August 2000, Kim Jong-Il said: "I really like KBS TV because it has no commercial. I only watch KBS [among South Korean TV stations.] I also like NHK [Japanese TV station] because it doesn't have any ads, it has good coverage on international affairs, and its programs are gentleman-like and conservative. But I am not even sure if the Chinese CCTV and Russian TV are officially run, because they are such a mess. There should be a TV station that presents the national voice, without the ads ... I respect NHK and BBC."

Because of Kim Jong-Il's preference, anyone who dared to put on an advertisement would immediately face a burial. And of course, no one would even try without wanting to wager his life. Considering that, Rodong Shinmun might be the most expensive paper in the world on which to advertise.

As an aside, in the same meeting with South Korean media chiefs, Kim Jong-Il drew attention by praising the North Korean media: "North Korean media may not be as quick as South Korean ones, but they do not fall behind South Korean ones when it comes to accuracy. We are far more accurate." I don't know if he truly believes that North Korean newspapers are accurate -- but it will be strange if he truly believes that. Kim Jong-Il also said he reads all North Korea-related news in South Korean newspapers, and even said that he is enjoying a serial novel being carried on Seoul Shinmun.

This post was heavy on Kim Jong-Il, but I had no choice -- North Korean media is so strictly based on Kim Jong-Il's orders that without referring to Kim Jong-Il, there is no way to explain North Korean media. Once we glean the media philosophy of Kim Jong-Il, we can easily resolve the curiosity about why North Korean media behaves a certain way. Then how would North Korean people receive the North Korean newspapers so thoroughly observant of Kim Jong-Il's preference? That is the story for the next post.

김정일이 재미있게 보는 남한신문은? [North Korea Real Talk]

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The Korean gave a podcast interview for Korea Economic Institute. You can listen to it here.

Today, TK Learned:

... that it is beginning to get awfully cold.
  • Korea stands ready for a potential currency crisis. [Financial Times]
  • Japan is doing a lot better than you think. [Naked Capitalism]
  • But China might be doing worse than you think. [China Law Blog]
  • Read this if you are even thinking about getting into law:  “I thought about being a lawyer. You know, Dad, I really love you. But basically you help big companies that did it get off the hook.” [Above the Law]
  • You will be surprised to find which cities are the fastest growing cities in the world. [Foreign Policy]
  • Here is late Prof. Derrick Bell's interest convergence theory in action: the OWS protesters are mostly white, formerly middle class folks who never really cared about inequality until they themselves began receiving the short end of it. The poorest 10% (which is overwhelmingly comprised of minorities) will benefit from whatever OWS gets, but only to the extent the 89% is satisfied. [New York Times]
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Grand Bargain with North Korea Will Not Look Like This

The good folks at Bulletin of Atomic Scientists alerted the Korean to this article, Time for a Grand Bargain in North East Asia, by Professor Walter C. Clemens. This is a timely piece, as the talks between U.S. and North Korea held earlier in Geneva ended again with a whimper. Prof. Clemens, expert in diplomatic negotiation tactics with former communist countries, believes that there is a bargaining room for North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons. The outline for his proposed grand bargain contains these points:
● Diplomatic relations should be established between the United States and Democratic People's Republic of Korea and between the Republic of Korea and the North.

● A peace treaty ending the Korean War should be signed by Washington (for the UN), Seoul, Pyongyang, and Beijing.

● Area countries should reaffirm that all of Korea is a nuclear-free zone; the International Atomic Energy Agency should verify dismantlement of nuclear weapons; and all parties should renew their commitments to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

● The United States should agree to supply fuel oil and electric power facilities to the North equal to those pledged in the 1994 Agreed Framework. All parties should agree to build a pipeline that brings Siberian oil and gas to both Koreas on terms advantageous to each country -- an idea approved by the North's Kim Jong-il and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev last summer.

● North Korea should permit direct foreign investment and business operations and reaffirm the property rights of all enterprises the South establishes in the North.

● All parties (including Japan and Russia) should agree to share their resources and know-how with the North and to facilitate its participation in international trade and banking organizations.

● The North and South should agree to reduce all branches of their armed forces by 50 percent in stages from 2011 to 2015.

● The UN and the US and its partners should end all sanctions against the North.

● Both Koreas should agree to a demilitarized zone in the waters near their border, in which neither bases nor maneuvers are permitted. The South would retain the five islands it was awarded in 1953, but fishermen from the North and South could operate in the West Sea up to the waters under Chinese jurisdiction.
The Korean is loath to criticize someone who clearly has better expertise than he. Prof. Clemens has been studying negotiating with communist countries since the 1950s. He has an impressive number of publications, including a book that deals with negotiation tactics with North Korea. In contrast, the Korean is just a guy who reads a lot of news. So please take the Korean's position for what it's worth:  I think this proposed grand bargain is delusional, and based on a fundamentally incorrect understanding of North Korea.

(More after the jump.)

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Any discussion about negotiating with North Korea must begin with this fundamental understanding. For any bargain in which North Korea is involved, North Korea wants only three things:  (1) regime survival, (2) regime survival, and (3) regime survival. For North Korea, maintaining the Kim Dynasty dictatorship is the absolute, paramount value. The value of everything else is measured simply as a function of how much it contributes to the survival of the regime.

Anyone discussing North Korea must fully understand the extent to which the priority of regime survival dwarfs any other concerns. North Korea is not irrational -- far from it. But her rationality is entirely dedicated toward ensuring that Kim Jong-Il (and now Kim Jong-Un) stays in power, just like he has been for the last few decades. In this sense, North Korea is not even a normal communist dictatorship, much less a normal country. Serious concerns that may bother a "normal" communist dictatorship -- say, a decade-long famine that caused more than 600,000 people to die from hunger -- mean nothing to the North Korean regime. The regime is absolutely uninterested in joining the world economy, if joining the world economy leads to the collapse of the regime (which is the most likely result.)

Another point that requires a fundamental understanding is that nuclear weapon is one of North Korea's last remaining cards. The cards that North Korea holds are (1) the nuclear weapon, and (2) military provocation at the level just enough to not cause an all-out war. All-out war, at this point, is out of the question for North Korea, as the combined military of South Korea and United States will quickly annihilate North Korea in case of a war. (South Korea will certainly suffer a great deal of damage, which is why South Korea will never invade North Korea first. But if the war comes to South Korea, it will be completely ready to annihilate North Korea, and South Korea's damage will be nothing like the damage it took in Korean War at any rate.) In other words, asking North Korea to give up nuclear weapon is essentially asking it to give up everything she has. If Kim Jong-Il ever forgot the significance of this demand, the pictures of the last dictator who gave up his nuclear program, lying dead in a meat locker, would have surely reminded him of it.

These fundamental understandings about North Korea are the reason why I think Prof. Clemens' proposed "grand bargain" is delusional. Essentially, Prof. Clemens is asking North Korea to give up her nuclear program for:
  • Diplomatic relations with United States and peace treaty
  • End of sanctions and participation in the world economy
  • Fishing in the Yellow Sea
This list of inducements is scoff-worthy for a dictator who is being asked to give up the last card he has. When it comes to ensuring regime survival, peace treaty is not even worth a pitcher of excrement. How can a peace treaty, which only theoretically prevents U.S. and South Korea from taking military action toward North Korea, possibly be superior to a nuclear deterrence? Ending sanctions means even less. North Korea has been living with sanctions for decades, and the regime sincerely does not care about the plight of the North Korean people who are hurt by the sanction. Finally, the Yellow Sea point is so trivial that it does not merit a discussion.

The primary misunderstanding at work in Prof. Clemens' proposal is the same one that has bedeviled many a North Korean analyst -- even those who are unimpeachably smart, competent and respectable. The misunderstanding is that North Korean regime is interested in being a normal government that is interested in national development. The regime has amply demonstrated in the last few decades the fallacy of that idea. But the attraction of normalcy is so strong that, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, North Korean analysts believe that North Korea will disarm itself in exchange for, say, economic development, which will more than likely disrupt the regime's grip on the country.

Denuclearizing North Korea requires offering something that neither U.S. nor South Korea (rightly) can possibly offer -- survival of Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un's regime for the foreseeable future in its murderous, oppressive glory. This is not an easy puzzle to solve, and I do not have a better alternative to offer at this moment. (My sense is that reunification will happen before there will be a denuclearization. I will elaborate on this in a later post.) But it is important to at least understand what we are dealing with. Prof. Clemens' "grand bargain" indicates, alarmingly, that even a respectable American thinker does not really understand what North Korea wants.

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50 Most Influential K-Pop Artists: 24. Lee Seung-Hwan

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24. Lee Seung-Hwan [이승환]

Years of Activity: 1989-present

Discography:
B.C. 603 (1989)
Always (1991)
My Story (1993)
Human (1995)
Cycle (1997)
The War in Life (1999)
Egg (2001)
Karma (2004)
Hwantastic (2006)
Dreamizer (2010)

Representative Song:  For a Thousand Days [천일동안], from Human



천일동안
For a Thousand Days

천일동안 난 우리의 사랑이 영원할거라 믿어왔었던거죠
For a thousand days, I believed that our love will be eternal
어리석게도 그런줄로만 알고 있었죠
Foolishly, that's how I thought
헤어지자는 말은 참을 수 있었지만
I could endure your goodbye, but
당신의 행복을 빌어줄 내 모습이
I, who will wish for your happiness,
낯설어 보이진 않을런지
Might appear strange to you

그 천일동안 알고 있었나요
For those thousand days, did you know
많이 웃고 또 많이 울던 당신을 항상
That you, who laughed a lot and cried a lot, were always
지켜주던 감사해하던 너무 사랑했던 나를
Protected, appreciated and loved too much by me
보고 싶겠죠
You will be missed
천일이 훨씬 지난 후에라도 역시 그럴테죠
And it will be that way long after a thousand days
난 괜찮아요
I will be fine
당신이 내 곁에 있어줬잖아요
Because you were by my side

그 천일동안 알고 있었나요
For those thousand days, did you know
많이 웃고 또 많이 울던 당신을 항상
That you, who laughed a lot and cried a lot, were always
지켜주던 감사해하던 너무 사랑했던 나를
Protected, appreciated and loved too much by me
보고 싶겠죠
You will be missed
천일이 훨씬 지난 후에라도 역시 그럴테죠
And it will be that way long after a thousand days
잊지마요 우리사랑 아름다운 이름들을
Please don't forget our love, those beautiful names

그 천일동안 힘들었었나요
For those thousand days, was it hard for you
혹시 내가 당신을 아프게 했었나요
Did I perchance cause you pain
용서해요 그랬다면 마지막 일거니까요
Forgive me, if I did that, that will be the last time
난 자유롭죠 그 날 이후로
I am free since that day
다만 그냥 당신이 궁금할 뿐이죠
I only am curious about you
다음 세상에서라도 우리 다시는 만나지마요
Even in the next world, may we never meet.

Translation note:  The Korean is having a hard time finding an elegant English equivalent for 헤어지다 and 이별. Any suggestion?

In 15 words or less:  One of the twin peaks of Korean ballads of the 1990s.

Maybe he should be ranked higher because...  In the 1990s, "ballad" was as big as boy/girl bands are today. Lee was at the top of that trend.

Maybe he should be ranked lower because...  The ballad era faded away, and Lee did not leave any lasting imprints.

Why is this artist important?
This series previously mentioned the prevalence of "ballad" -- sappy soft rocks with a clear rise-climax-denouement structure a la My Heart Will Go On -- in Korea of the late 1980s-early 1990s. However, for a K-pop fan who has not lived in Korea in that time period, the dominance of ballad was difficult to capture. You think it's bad now with boy/girl group blaring dance music that all sound the same? Replace that dance music with Celine Dion-esque soft rock, and that was Korean pop music scene of late 1980s-early 1990s. (The only thing that held ballad back from total annihilation of all other music is the burgeoning trend of generic dance music -- which would become the mainstream in the 2000s.)

It must be said that ballad was, for the most part, just as dumb as the dance numbers that dominated the next decade. The entire selling point was the saccharine, tear-jerking lyrics delivered in a predictably dramatic tune. If Korean drama could take a musical form, it would be ballad. (It is, therefore, not a surprise that ballad is heavily featured in the soundtracks of Korean dramas!) And much like the boy/girl band music of today, much of the ballad from the 1980s/90s is completely forgettable.

But not Lee Seung-Hwan. Along with another artist to be ranked on this later, Lee formed the two greatest peaks of ballad artists. As a gifted singer/songwriter, his lyrics are understated, but the songs are delivered with utmost sincerity. He was also renowned for his explosive live performances. Although he could not completely get away from the "ballad singer" label applied to him by virtue of his massive success in that genre, Lee continuously explored and experimented with new and different types of music. As a fitting representative for one of the most significant musical trend in Korean pop music, Lee Seung-Hwan deserves his spot here.

Interesting trivia:  Lee Seung-Hwan is one of the few Korean pop artists who have their own record label.

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Today, TK Learned:

... that yawning could dislocate your jaw. Almost happened twice today.
  • IBM Korea is making an effort to hire LGBT candidates. [The Economist]
  • According to World Bank, Korea is 8th easiest place to do business in the world. [World Bank: Doing Business]
  • African American sellers on eBay get 20% less for the same product. [Chris Blattman]
  • Japanese is not an imprecise language at all, and other observations about translating Murakami. [The Atlantic]
  • Camera maker Olympus is involved in some suspicious payments, and Japanese corporate governance is awful. [The Economist]
  • People who speak languages without a future tense tend to save more. Would be interested to know if Korean is considered a language with or without a future tense. (It's kind of both.) [PRI's The World]
  • Small business will not save the economy. Just ask Italy and Greece. [Think Progress]
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Can Non-Koreans be Korean Actors?

Dear Korean,

I have been doing some acting and modeling in Brazil, China, Thailand, etc. for some time now. I love acting and I'm planning in going to Korea to get a degree on acting there. How is the acting bussiness for Westerners in Korea? I know that Koreans are a little bit racist towards skin colour and some other things, so I think this could be a barrier for entering the business.

The Working Actor


Dear Working Actor,

Although it is true that Koreans can be racist, that is hardly a barrier for a non-Korean to get into acting. In fact, Korea's racism often helps a non-Korean find an acting/modeling job, provided that the said non-Korean is (or appears to be) white. Especially when it comes to modeling/acting for advertisements, the field is wide open for attractive non-Koreans.

Of course, whether or not this trend is
a good thing is a completely separate discussion.
(source)
If you can somehow get yourself to speak Korean fluently, you will have absolutely no problem finding gigs as an actor. After all, Korean dramas and movies occasionally feature non-Koreans, and decent-looking non-Koreans who can speak Korean fluently are hard to find. When the Korean was younger, there were exactly four non-Korean actors who ever showed up on TV -- two women and two men, playing every single role that required a white person in a Korean drama.

(If you are curious, the two men were Robert Holley and Charm Lee [born as Bernhard Quandt], and the two women were Ida Daussy and .... blanking on the other woman's name. She was older than Daussy. Does anyone remember?)

Of course, it is highly unlikely that a non-Korean will be a top star in Korean acting scene. In all likelihood, a non-Korean actor will be typecast into a minor role. It might be enough to make a living, but stardom is improbable. But there is at least one case where a non-Korean character was cast as a lead for a big-budget Korean drama. Tamra, the Island depicts a story of a British sailor who gets shipwrecked in Jeju island in the 17th century. The role of "William" the sailor was played by Pierre Deporte (also known as Hwang Chan-Bin), a French actor who cannot look more different from Koreans:

If you really need help, Deporte is the guy on the right.
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Deporte's selling point, again, was his fluent Korean, acquired through his Korean stepmother. Although the show was unfortunately cancelled in the middle of the season, it had enough niche support for a DVD edition that contained additional episodes. So there is at least one precedent for a non-Korean actor to be a legitimate star in a Korean drama. Given that it took Asian Americans more than a century of living in America before there was a TV show about us (and a cringe-worthy one at that,) the Korean would say Korea is actually making a decent progress.

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Ask a Korean! Wiki: What is Your Fantasy I Am A Singer Lineup?

The Korean is a huge fan of a Korean reality show called Survival: I am a Singer [나는 가수다]. The premise of the show is simple yet irresistible. Seven well-known singers compete for two weeks, sometimes with a song of their choice, other times with a song designated to them. The singers (or their staff) arrange the songs, stage effects and generally put on a show. At the end of each show, 500 audience members -- who are selected with an even distribution in age groups, so that the audience is not dominated by screaming fangirls -- vote the top three singers. After adding up the two week tally, the last place is taken off the show and the new singer comes on.


Needless to say, the show has been a massive hit -- which made the Korean realize:  it will be just a matter of time before Hollywood catches on. Sooner or later, there will be an American copy of I am a Singer on network television, because that's what American television people do. (Of course, this is not to say only American television people shamelessly copy TV show ideas.)

If the trend is inevitable, why not join it? Surely there must be a Hollywood intern scouring the Internet right now, looking for new show ideas. Perhaps this post can push the American version of the show in a manner that we want. So here is a fun little exercise: what would be your dream lineup of I am a Singer USA? Be sure to remember that you are not simply indulging in your wildest dream, but actually trying to come up with a reasonable lineup for a sustainable show. To that end, consider these formulas that the actual show has been following:
  • The singers should be one of three things: (1) a former superduperstar who has been out of the limelight for a few years; (2) a very talented artist who has a niche appeal but not known to broad mainstream audience; (3) up-and-coming young artist who is talented but not very well known. In other words, these type of people cannot be on the show: (a) artists who are currently at a very high level in terms of public appeal (e.g. Lady Gaga); (b) untalented pretty puppets (e.g. Justin Bieber).
  • There should be diversity in musical genre. The very first lineup of I am a Singer featured: R&B/Reggae singer, two soft rock singers with very distinctive voices, a rock band, two "classical" R&B singers and a dance/pop singer. The current lineup features a hair rocker, alternative rock band, three soft rock singers, a rapper and an old time diva who sings everything.
  • There should be diversity in age and career, to include old time legends as well as younger generation.
  • There should be diversity in musical stature. You cannot fill the show with seven hyper-legends, because that lineup is not sustainable. The lineup must include top-tier, mid-tier and indie stars.
  • Be mindful of the budget. I am a Singer might be the most expensive show program in Korean television history, because each of the singers commands high premium. The show was made possible only because Korea's version of iTunes bankrolled the show, out of the expectation that the songs from the show (which will be owned by the bankrolling company) will sell extremely well online. They were correct. But even still, the budget is not unlimited.
The Korean will add one more requirement: since we are trying to envision a sustainable show, create a two-deep lineup. In other words, come up with the "starting" lineup of seven artists, and have a backup lineup of seven artists.

With these caveats in mind, create your own lineup! The Korean's proposed lineup is after the jump.

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Here is the Korean's proposed lineup for I am a Singer USA:

Starting Lineup
  • Whitney Houston.  You want a superduperstar who has been out of the lineup for a few years? Here she is. You will watch a show where Whitney competes against other singers. You will.
  • Kelly Clarkson.  This show will inevitably depend heavily on inoffensive soft rock. Clarkson is as good as any in that genre, without having to break into "legendary" level.
  • Shakira.  Must also have a sexy dance number who is actually a good singer. Also passes the "been out of the limelight for a bit" test. Latin flavor is a bonus.
  • Toby Keith.  Must also have a country singer representative.
  • Creed.  Who's ready for some controversy? Can't you just see the head explosions of hardcore rock fans?
  • Adele.  Talented up-and-coming star? Check. Also helps to have a UK representative.
  • Ludacris.  Can't have an American TV show about music without a rapper. 
Second Lineup
  • Chris Brown.  Could replace Creed as the "controversy" star. Also provides the R&B backbone of the show.
  • Britney Spears.  Just like you will watch Whitney singing, you will watch Britney Spears' attempt to out-whore other women on the show. You will.
  • Alicia Keys.  A more accomplished and dignified version of Kelly Clarkson.
  • Dixie Chicks.  Our token country artists who actually do have some mainstream pull.
  • Bruce Springsteen.  This lineup's legend.
  • Jennifer Hudson.  This lineup's young star. Pit her against Alicia Keys and we have a show!
  • Eminem.  Because every reality TV show requires a certifiable asshole.
The Korean is getting giddy just thinking about these lineups. The Korean is actually not even the best person to play this game, because he does not follow American/Anglophonic music scene as closely as he follows Korean pop scene. (He listens almost exclusively to rock.) Spread this around and go nuts!

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Five Year Anniversary Special: Top 10 AAK! Posts

Dear readers,

Today, Ask a Korean! is five years old.

The Korean really could have never envisioned how far this blog would go. It was meant to be a hobby to kill the ample leftover time as a law student. AAK!'s visitor count hovered at two digits per day for a long time. A question would come maybe twice a week.

Now, AAK! receives thousands of visitors every day -- around 2,500 to 3,000 unique visits and 4,500 to 6,000 pageviews, to be exact. The total visitor count for the last five years is over 1.7 million, and increasing every day. The questions hit the Korean's inbox every two to three hours. Through the blog, the Korean came to meet incredible people with incredible stories. Each time there is a major news coming out of Korea, the visitor count spikes up -- which means people think of what this humble blog has to say when there is something important about Korea. That is such a great form of compliment that the Korean is just at a loss for words. Thank you everyone, for visiting and reading.

For the fifth anniversary, the Korean wants you, the readers, to indulge him a little bit. Please tell the Korean in the comment section about how you found AAK!, how long you have been reading it, and why you keep coming back if you do.

Now, without much further ado, here is the list of top 10 posts in AAK! history, based on the number of pageviews:
  1. Korean men.
  2. "Oppa"
  3. How to tell who is Korean.
  4. Why StarCraft is popular in Korea.
  5. "Fan Death"
  6. Dog meat.
  7. How the Korean learned English.
  8. Gays in Korea.
  9. Korea's racism against African Americans.
  10. Plastic surgery in Korea.
This list probably represents the broader interest in Korea from the English-speaking crowd. Now, here is the list of top 10 posts in AAK! history that you, the readers, selected:
  1. How the Korean learned English
  2. "Fan Death"
  3. Gyopo identity
  4. Letter to Non-Asians
  5. Dog meat
  6. How to tell who is Korean.
  7. Particles in Korean grammar
  8. Why you shouldn't use first names in Korea.
  9. Language split personality
  10. Dollimja
There you have it. This list means a lot more to the Korean, because they are the posts that the real live readers cared to vote on. Again, thank you so much, for everything.

Here's to another great five years!

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Today, TK Learned:

... that he loves learning about insider trading law.
  • Michelle Rhee had ups and downs as a D.C. Chancellor of Education. [Washington Post]
  • High housing cost leads to decline in fertility. Very applicable to Korea. [The Economist]
  • Why do people still think Groupon is a multi-billion dollar business? How is it different from the junk mail that you throw out of your mailbox every day? [New York Times]
  • You would think people would favor distributive justice during a recession, but the opposite is true. [Marginal Revolution]
  • Illegal immigrants are leaving Alabama and Georgia, crops are rotting in the field, but unemployment is still high. But dey took our jerbs, right? [The Economist]
  • Technical proficiency first, creativity second: "Once you learn the technique, then you can be a creative cook ... [y]ou have no choice as a professional chef:  you have to repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat until it becomes part of yourself:" [New York Times]
  • Urban Dictionary has a definition of "oppa". [Urban Dictionary]
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Ask a Korean! Wiki: How is Korea different from Korean dramas?

Dear Korean,

I was born and raised in France, growing up we had a lot of TV shows from the United States, and although they were fictions they somewhat gave me a good idea of how people lived in the United States. The first time I came to the US, I was actually surprised of how "accurate" they were and since I have been living in the US for many years, I still think that these shows were a good introduction to the US way of life.

So the question is: Are Korean Dramas a good introduction to Korean culture?

Celine T.


Of course, it is always a tricky thing to glean a country by the way it is depicted in a TV show. For example, although the Korean has visited the beaches of America many times over, he has never seen this type of thing...

In slow motion, too.
(source)
... ever happening. Nope, the lifeguards usually wear shorts and sometimes a shirt. And in case of an emergency, they usually run as fast as they can, not in slow motion.

But all jokes aside, TV shows often do provide a clue about a given country is like, particularly for those who have hardly any idea about that country. If you knew absolutely nothing about Korea, you will know at least something about Korea after having watched a Korean drama, however distorted and out of perspective that knowledge may be. However, the trouble for the Korean is -- he learned about Korea by being born there, and he never watches Korean dramas.

So the Korean will tweak the question a bit, and ask for the readers' input here. Do you watch Korean drama? Have you visited Korea? If your answer is yes to both, how was Korea similar to, or different from, what you observed in Korean dramas? The Korean is really looking forward to the answers for this one.

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Live Chat - 10/18/2011

Live Chat -- Tonight at 10 p.m. EST

We haven't done this in a while, so let's chat! Simply come to the blog at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Talk to you later!

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Today, TK Learned:

... that he is well past the age when he could comfortably eat an entire Chipotle burrito.
  • Libertarians have a startling tendency to apologize for autocracy. [Salon]
  • What does moral absolutism look like? Make sure to read the underlying article by Prof. Jeremy Waldron. [Opinio Juris]
  • Ivy League is Indian students' safety school. [New York Times]
  • The Korean always knew that Korea's minimum wage was low, but it's pretty stark when represented as a graph comparing against other countries. [Financial Times]
  • Although this author focuses more on looking for the outliers, the overall trend is clear:  excellent working memory and deliberate practice are usually required for greatness. [Scientific American]
  • Did the union make flight attendants less attractive? One thing to consider -- Korea's airlines are also highly unionized, but their flight attendants far, far surpasses those of American flight attendants in term of attractiveness. [USA Today]
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Ask a Korean! News: Presidential Speech on KORUS FTA

As you might have heard, Korea and United States entered into a free trade agreement on October 12, 2011. This is the largest free trade agreement for the United States since the North American Free Trade Agreement came into force in 1994.

The Korean is mostly left-leaning in his politics, which means he is not a fan of Korea's current president Lee Myung-Bak. However, the Korean is not so small to acknowledge that President Lee gave a great speech before the U.S. Congress -- which was received by 45 instances of applause. Please do read the entire speech, which essentially captures how the Korean feels about his two homes, United States and Korea. The two countries are friends, and they both need each other.

But then again, everyone is a critic. The Korean also liked Professor Robert Kelly's essay on what President Lee should have said before the Congress. Please also take a look at that post as well.

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Ask a Korean! News: "Journalism" in North Korea (Part I)

[Series Index]

The ever-awesome Mr. Joo Seong-Ha began running a series about "journalism" in North Korea, particularly with respect to the official newspaper, Rodong Shinmun. Below is the translation.

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In North Korea, journalists are usually depicted as the party's "trumpeteer," holding down the forefront of the ideological battle line -- because it is the media and the journalists who work for it that are directly in charge of the brainwashing education, such as deification of Kim Jong-Il's family line or popular propaganda, which forms a significant pillar for maintaining the North Korean system.

One can glean the importance that North Korea places on ideology from the definition of the "Strong and Prosperous Nation" [강성대국], which it had been working to achieve for the last decade. North Korea's definition of a "Strong and Prosperous Nation" is a nation that achieved ideological strength, military strength and economic strength. North Korea argues that it already achieved ideological strength and military strength. Therefore, it has achieved the status of a Strong and Prosperous Nation as soon as the economy revives enough to achieve the economic strength. 

The Strong and Prosperous Nation theory appeared in 1998, and there was a controversy at that time also. I was still living in North Korea at the time. The North Korean people quietly spoke among themselves: "It makes sense to talk about economic or military strength, but ideological strength is some kind of a wordplay." At any rate, the fact that ideological strength comes first in the definition of a Strong and Prosperous Nation is a great example of how much North Korea values ideology.

Fittingly, the organization of Rodong Shinmun is rather unique. Rodong Shinmun has 15 departments: editorial,  party history education, revolution education, party life [TK: not that kind of "party"], popular front, industry, agriculture, society/culture, science/education, South Korea, foreign cooperation, international, reporting, photo reporting, and foreign correspondents. Among them, four departments -- party history education, revolution education, party life and popular front -- serve the role of politics department in a typical South Korean newspaper. This shows how much North Korea values ideological propaganda.

In a South Korean newspaper, society department usually takes up the most number of journalists. Sports also have a large place, as there are separate sports newspapers and broadcast media has separate sports news programs. But in Rodong Shinmun, there are no separate departments for society, culture or sports. Among the 15 departments, society/culture department handles society, culture and sports. Other North Korean newspapers follow a similar pattern.

This organization is closely related to the way Rodong Shinmun publishes its papers. Rodong Shinmun prints six pages, organized as following: the front page carries latest news about Kim Jong-Il, deification education, foreign public opinion admiring Kim Jong-Il and editorial. The second page contains stories about the revolutionary heritage, material for educating the labor class and activities of the party workers. The third page also contains stories of Kim Jong-Il's deification and the loyal subjects who followed Kim. The fourth page finally contains short news about the national administration or economic workers, as well as human interest stories, cultural and sporting events. If the North Korean national team loses in an international match, the loss rarely makes the news. The fifth page is for South Korea and the sixth page is for international news.

The most important department of Rodong Shinmun is the editorial board. Only the journalists with the greatest ideological readiness and writing prowess are selected for the board. They usually carry the superlative titles like People's Reporter, Distinguished Reporter or Level 1 Reporter. Of course, it is also the case for a South Korean newspaper's editorial board to have excellent, veteran journalists. Rodong Shinmun's editorial board writes the standard arguments for the party's policies, op-ed and editorial, which are the stories on which Kim Jong-Il focuses the most.


The stories on the front page of Rodong Shinmun frequently come with a black box around it. The box signifies that Kim Jong-Il read the story and approved it before it went to print. People are required to study such stories.

The editorial board is popular because a journalist who writes a good story has a good chance to be promoted to a party officer, if he can grab Kim Jong-Il's attention. In North Korean newspapers, even the editorial carries the name of the writer. Unlike South Korean newspapers that usually print two or three editorials a day, there are many journalists on the editorial board of Rodong Shinmun that cannot even print one or two editorials bearing his name in a year. There are editorials where a choice of a single word took a month.

However, there are journalists who are considered even more important than the members of the editorial board -- the journalists who accompany Kim Jong-Il on his field inspections. A South Korean analogue would be a journalist in the politics department whose beat is the Blue House. In North Korea, such reporters are referred to as "The First Reporter."

Foreign correspondents are admired in South Korea, but even more so in North Korea where a travel abroad is itself a privilege. North Korea sends out foreign correspondents to countries with which it has amicable relations, such as China, Russia and other countries in the Middle East or Africa. But becoming a foreign correspondent in North Korea is not a meritocracy -- without extraordinary connections, a reporter is better off not even thinking about the possibility. Once abroad, the correspondent constantly focuses on the opportunities to earn dollars, because keeping the person who sent you out happy guarantees the longer stay abroad.

South Korean reporters have to propose newsworthy stories in their departments every morning. But in North  Korea, the Propaganda Bureau of the Labor Party gives an order to the newspapers and TV stations, and the department chiefs then order the reporters about what to write. For example, when June 25 -- anniversary for Korean War -- draws near, the party would order an "anti-America week." Then the officers of the newspaper make the reporters focus on writing stories that would stoke anti-American sentiments. Such campaign continues year-around, with themes like "honoring our leader" week or "socialist patriotism" week.

The North Korean media has more framed "teachings" and "remarks" hanging on the hallways and offices than almost any other place in North Korea. Here, "teachings" are quotes from Kim Il-Sung and "remarks" are quotes from Kim Jong-Il. Some of them are quite revealing, and not commonly seen in any other place: "Be the party's eternal helper, assistant and advisor," "Even if you want to take ten steps, take a single step if the party tells you to take a single step," "Reporters must not breathe on their own accord," etc. In other words, journalists are ordered to be the perfect puppet of the Labor Party.

In most countries of the world, the most important virtue for a journalist is the courage and conscience that do not bend to the power. But in North Korea, a journalist equals the Labor Party's propagandist worker.

北 노동신문 1면의 ‘검은테두리’에 숨겨진 비밀 [North Korea Real Talk]

(continued in Part 2)

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Today, TK Learned:

... that this shameless gimmick item is also losing steam.
  • If you steal a penny in Texas, you might be a felon. [Volokh Conspiracy]
  • Judge Denny Chin thinks a lot about sentencing criminals. [New York Times]
  • Denmark's welfare state is the fairest in the world. But Australia is close to Denmark while spending less than the OECD average on welfare. [Inside Story]
  • If you translated a biography of Thai king, it is a bad idea to travel to Thailand. [The Faculty Lounge]
  • Why would you volunteer for a strip search in prison? To use the computer. [SCOTUSblog]
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Can Korea be Truly Creative? It Already Is.


The passing of Steve Jobs last week prompted a worldwide reflection of the incredible life and achievements of Jobs. Koreans joined in the reflection, filling online channels with tributes to and quotes from Jobs. For Koreans, however, the tributes to Jobs were not simply about the celebration of Jobs' legacy. Around the globe, and certainly in Korea, Steve Jobs has come to embody the concept of creativity itself, particularly in the context of modern economy. Therefore, Jobs' passing provided a moment of self-reflection about the frequent criticism of Korea, brought up by Koreans and Korea-observers alike: although Korean economy generates cutting-edge technological products, it is not truly creative like Apple, led by Jobs, is. Korea's hagiography of Steve Jobs following his death, in a large part, is a hagiography of creativity that it considers lacking.

I do not think it is healthy for Koreans to engage in such hagiography, for three reasons: (1) creativity is not, and must not be, the ultimate goal of a national economy; (2) creativity, depending on its type, can be vastly overrated and underrated at the same time; (3) creativity was not the only reason, or even the most dominant reason, why Apple and Steve Jobs were able to build their amazing achievement.

In making these points, not for a second am I discounting the importance of creativity in a national economy. Creativity is one of the most important traits in human life. It is the driver that brings us the products that make people's lives easier, fuller, better. Apple is a wonderfully creative company because it has been able to envision such products better than any other company in the world. Only an idiot would dismiss the role of Jobs in making a moribund company (Apple in mid-1990s,) as well as himself, into a cultural icon. My points are only that Koreans' obsession with creativity is unhelpful, and that Apple is not a good model for Korean companies to emulate.

(More after the jump.)

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Wealth and Jobs, not Creativity

In elevating creativity to an end itself, economic observers tend to lose sight of the ultimate goal for a national economy: wealth and jobs. A national economy is supposed to generate wealth, and create jobs such that the wealth can be shared among citizens in exchange for labor. There is no "creativity scoreboard" by which various national economies make notches. Creativity is important, but is not an end to itself. The importance of creativity is no more than the extent to which it contributes to the creation of wealth and jobs.

Based on the decade-plus experience of "creativity-led" economy, the evidence appears strong that although creativity is great for generating wealth, it does poorly in generating jobs. This figure alone speaks volumes: Apple, Google, Facebook and Amazon collectively employ just 113,000 people, a third of GM’s payroll in 1980. Similarly, Samsung Electronics, LG Display and LG Electronics -- the leaders of Korean electronics -- collectively employ nearly 300,000 people, in a country whose population is less than 1/6 of America's.

Apple, Google, Facebook and Amazon are certainly much more valuable collectively than Samsung Electronics, LG Display and LG Electronics -- to be precise, more than five times as valuable based on estimated market values. But consider this -- although Apple's market value is around 2.5 times of Samsung Electronic's market value (around $330 billion versus around $138 billion,) Samsung Electronics employs nearly four times more employees than Apple (around 188,000 versus around 49,000.) For more -- ahem -- apples-to-apples comparison in terms of market value, Google's market value is approximately 25% greater than Samsung Electronics, but Samsung Electronics employs more than six times of the number of Google employees. And the reason for this is obvious: Samsung Electronics focuses heavily on "uncreative," labor-intensive (but high-grade) manufacturing, while Apple and Google focuses on the "creative" endeavors and farm out the actual production.

("creative" and "uncreative" are in quotes because, as described further below, manufacturing in fact is plenty creative. The designation here is more about perception, not about whether or not there is actual creativity involved.)

If you were in charge of a national economy, would you rather have 20 companies like Google, or 20 companies like Samsung? The answer is not obvious, and will depend on what you value more. There may be perfectly good reasons to choose 20 Googles over 20 Samsungs. But choosing 20 Googles comes with an inevitable conclusion -- your national economy will generate 25% more wealth, which will be distributed to 1/6 of the number of people. To a severe degree, wealth will be concentrated on the top. For a national economy with 20 Googles to achieve a similar level of distribution as the one with 20 Samsungs, the taxation at the top bracket will have to be so drastic that the people who do make money through Google will revolt.

Of course, there may be a business model in the future that finds a happy medium of creativity that leads to job creation. However, by now we do know from experience that although creativity-centered economy may generate fabulous amount of wealth, it does not generate enough jobs for a populous country like U.S. or Korea. If one cares about income polarization and hollowing of the middle class, one must also care about focusing excessively on creativity in the economic theater.

What Kind of Creativity?

There should be no doubt that Apple is a wonderfully creative company. But at the same time, Apple's creativity is wildly overrated. Similarly, Steve Jobs deserves to be praised for his creativity. But at the same time, many other people who deserve the equal amount of praise for their creativity receive not a fraction of the attention received by Jobs. Why does this happen? It happens because people consistently overrate the tangible things that are understandable and close to their lives. Again, no one is denying that Apple's products demonstrate fantastic creativity. But their creativity is praised in large part because the products are tangible, understandable and close to people's lives.

Take a look at this article, for example, which explains out Samsung is able to keep up with Apple even though Galaxy S does not create a psychotic fan base like iPhone. (By the way, the writer of that article is an unabashed Apple fan who wrote two Korean language biographies of Steve Jobs.) Essentially, Samsung's production line has an extremely fast reaction time to precisely caliberate the amount of production based on consumer response. If Galaxy S sells well, Samsung can instantly double its production by an efficient and innovative use of its manufacturing lineup, which includes machinery as well as its employees. If it does not, Samsung can quickly change the production into a different product with little down time. Coming up with this type of production line undoubtedly takes creativity. But have you ever read a hagiography of how creative Samsung is for coming up with this system? Me either.

Here is another example. Korea is the world's leader in shipbuilding, based on the ships' monetary value. (Korea is second to China in terms of the ships' tonnage.) The three largest shipbuilding companies of the world are Korean. Entire Europe produces less than one-tenth of the ships that Korea produces. And it is not the case that Korea manages to do this by leveraging cheap labor. Korea's shipbuilding companies are notoriously well-unionized, and their employees are paid well enough such that Ulsan, the base city for Hyundai Heavy Industries, has the highest average income among all Korean cities, doubling the national average income. Korea's competitiveness arises from the fact that it delivers high quality and innovative ships -- for example, a new container ship from Daewoo Heavy Industries that reduced carbon emission by half while carrying even greater number of containers. Have you ever heard or read a praise of creativity for Daewoo Heavy Industries? You are lying if you said yes.

One can argue forever about whether the creativity it takes to build an iPod is greater or lesser than the creativity displayed in above examples. But this much is certain: in all of the examples above, there is a great degree of creativity involved. And no one hears about how creative they are, because one cannot hold a manufacturing process in one's hands, and rarely does one see a highly sophisticated ship that nonetheless plays an integral role in a modern consumer's life. Creativity displayed in a tangible, visible household product will always be overrated because it is constantly available. (This is the same reason why I previously wrote that Korea's economy is slightly overhyped.)

This then goes back to the point about the national economy. Creativity deployed in a manufacturing process or in a less-than-sparkling product like container ships generates wealth and jobs just as well as creativity deployed in shiny consumer electronics. Then does it make sense to fixate on the creativity involved in making shiny consumer electronics while understating the creativity involved in logistics and other manufacturing -- particularly given that manufacturing creates a lot more jobs? When a national economy already features world-leading corporations, does it make sense to shift the creative focus away from those industries?

Real Reason Why Apple is Successful -- It's not Creativity

At this point, one can make a forceful counterpoint in favor of Apple-style creativity. One could argue: 
"While TK's examples certain involve creativity, Apple's creativity nonetheless stands out because Apple's creativity generated not simply a new product, but a new trend. Instead of fighting in a defined arena, Apple was able to open up a vast new territory with its creativity. Apple's creativity is proactive; others', reactive. Apple fundamentally changed people's consumption patterns; other companies like Samsung could only follow the change. Being reactive is always easier than being proactive, and therefore your position is always more precarious. Take a look at Sony, for example. Although Sony was innovative in its own right, it never redefined the game like Apple did. Sure enough, Samsung was able to catch up to Sony and now exceeds in many areas, e.g. flat panel televisions. Sooner or later, there will be another company to supplant Samsung's place, but by then Apple (or other companies that think like Apple) will have opened up a new frontier."
This is a strong counterpoint, because it is in large part true. Apple as a company opened up new frontiers like few other companies did. But this counter-argument fails because of one critical error: it thinks that Apple opened up new frontiers because it was creative.

Here is an easy example that shows the reason why Apple's real strength was not creativity. Take iPod, for example -- the device that served as a harbinger for Apple's current dominance. There is no question that iPod was a creative, innovative product. Its design was attractive and its user interface easy and intuitive. So, if you are old enough to remember, suppose you are back in 2001. Also suppose that the first iPod equivalent -- known as yPod -- was made by a company called Mela, based in Italy, instead of Apple based in Cupertino, California (which, in this alternate universe, would continue to only make computers.) Mela's yPod is identical to Apple's iPod -- it is small, sleek, modern and easy to use. Mela also has yTunes store, through which all of the latest Italian music will be available to be purchased and downloaded directly into yPod, just like the iTunes store in real life.

Would yPod be nearly as successful as Apple's iPod? Not a chance. But why not? Everything about yPod is the same as iPod. It took exactly the same amount of creativity to produce yPod/yTunes as to produce iPod/iTunes. Then what is the difference? The difference is plain -- far fewer people of the world care about Italian music compared to American one. The ability to conveniently download music -- iPod's greatest strength -- means significantly less if the music is not American.

Here, we get a glimpse of Apple's true strength. The reason why Apple can remake the world's consumption habits is not because Apple is creative. Apple can be remake the world's consumption habits because Apple is American. And American companies can remake the world's consumption habits because America is a superpower. Writ large, the greatest strength of American economy is not its creativity; the greatest strength of American economy is that America is a superpower.

One trait of Americans that constantly amuses me is that Americans -- even the really bright ones -- have very little idea of what it means to be a superpower. Being a superpower means that America gets to make the world in its image. Being a superpower means the rest of the world aspires to live like Americans, dress like Americans, eat like Americans and think like Americans. Sure, there will be small areas in which other countries could set the trend. European fashion designers still have their sway, and Japanese animators and game makers have their sphere of influence. Each country will keep its food for the most part, because food is one of the most intimate elements of a culture. But when it comes to the larger frameworks of life -- democratic regime, capitalist economy, consumerist society, cars, fast food, professional sports, pop culture, hiphop -- people of the world either live, or aspire to live, like Americans. THAT's what it means to be a superpower.

(Aside 1: In an interview I gave recently, the interviewer asked if there is anything in American culture which causes Koreans to automatically recoil in revulsion, like the way Americans do with Korea's dog meat. I had to suppress a chuckle at the naivete of the premise -- as if America and Korea occupy the same space in world hegemony! In fact, Korea's anti-dog meat movement is the prime example of how America's influence as a superpower could arbitrarily reverse a beloved, millennia-old traditions like dog eating.)

(Aside 2: The last meaningful challenger to America's hegemony was Soviet Russia, which -- if you took its narrative seriously -- sought to reshape the world according to its ideals of communism and populate it with the New Soviet Men. Although much ink is spilled on China's rise as a new superpower, China will not be a superpower like the way America is, or even the way Soviet Russia was, in the near future. As formidable as China's military might and economic strength are, it will take at least a century before anyone will want to live like the Chinese.)

Although iPod/yPod was the easiest example, the same logic can apply to almost all of the famous Apple products. Apple's products were not successful because of their creativity -- or, stated more precisely, the success of Apple's products depended on much more than their creativity. Apple's creativity had the ability to change the world because America has the ability to change the world. In fact, the same applies to nearly all innovative American products. More than anything else, American creativity works because it fits American sensibilities the best, and the rest of the world either lives like America or wants to live like America.

(Aside 3: Some might point to economic nationalism, prevalent in East Asia, that causes the Chinese to "buy China," for example. However, the strength of economic nationalism in brand loyalty is very much overstated -- exemplified by this article that highlights how Li Ning, China's largest domestic athletic gear company, is losing grounds to Nike and Adidas in the domestic market.)

Take Facebook, for example. Facebook is definitely an innovative product. But five years before Facebook, Korea had Cyworld -- a social networking service before anyone in the English-speaking world has even heard of the term "Social Networking Services." And Cyworld became extremely popular in Korea, just like the way Facebook is now. At its peak, Cyworld had more than 17 million members, an incredible figure given that the population of Korea is around 48 million. But although Cyworld attempted to expand beyond Korea, it failed to make a global impression for one simple reason: it was optimized for Korean sensibilities and environment. Cyworld's design was too "cute," and it had many design elements that were compatible with Korea's blazing fast Internet but clunky with slower Internet elsewhere in the world. Now, Facebook may have overtaken Cyworld as the leading social networking site in Korea, and that is not because Facebook is functionally so much better than Cyworld.

So here, we can see it is particularly dangerous for Korean economy to attempt to become "truly creative" like Apple. Such attempt is based on the false idea that as long as Korea can get more creative somehow, it will be able to open up new frontiers in consumer culture like Apple has done. Unfortunately, that is simply not true. People of the world don't want to live like Koreans; they want to live like Americans. No matter how much creative Koreans try, they cannot envision a better fit to an American life than creative Americans.

(Aside 4:  The "yPod" example, in fact, was not an idly chosen one. In 2001, before iPod appeared, the world's best selling mp3 player was made by a Korean company called iRiver. iRiver's Rio mp3 players actually held its own against iPod for a year or two in terms of sale, before iRiver got reduced to a minor player that it is now.)

What is Korea supposed to do then? I submit that a much better model for Koreans to follow is not America, but Germany. Germany of today is not a superpower like America is. In fact, in terms of soft power, Korea may already be somewhat close to Germany:  as much respect as Germany's renowned philosophers deserve, one does not hear too often glowing praises about Germany's contemporary movies or pop music. Germany, like all countries in the world except America, operates within an American framework. But Germany does what it does well incredibly well. It focuses on manufactured products that do not require too much cultural translation -- e.g. automobiles, optical lenses, and sophisticated business-to-business equipments. Leading German corporations like BMW, Leica and Siemens are most certainly creative. Consequently, German economy achieves its goal as a national economy very well. Germany is a wealthy country, and its wealth is distributed widely through jobs. Even in the midst of global economic crisis, Germany's unemployment rate is at admirable 6.1% as of December 2010. And all this happened without needing any path-breaking company like Apple.

Conclusion: Can Korea be Truly Creative?

So, let us finally address that persistent question: can Korea be truly creative?

Please -- Korea is truly creative already. Korean economy today is an ipso facto proof of Korea's creativity, because it is simply not possible to have an economy like Korea without being creative. Steve Jobs may have been a visionary, but so was Chung Joo-Young, the swashbuckling founder of Hyundai who had the cojones to walk in with a meeting with Barclays Bank with little more than a picture of an empty beach in Ulsan, and demanded to borrow the money to build a shipyard on that beach. iPhone may be innovative, but so are the numerous components make iPhone what it is -- the Retina display, applications processor, DRAM memory and Flash memory, all built by either LG or Samsung.

Korean economy certainly should be more creative, more daring and more visionary. That is the only way for it to survive and thrive. But Korea's inability to produce a company that changes the game, like Apple has done, is hardly a knock on Korea's creativity. A lion has its own way of surviving, and so does a fox. America may thrive with Apple, but that road is not for Korea.

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Four Distinct Seasons. Only in Korea.

Dear Korean,

Did you know Korea has four seasons? This line seems to be part of the average Korean's repertoire of small-talk to use when-talking-with-foreigners. It might be becoming less common, but you certainly used to hear this a lot from Koreans - so much so, that I think it must be in the school textbooks somewhere. FWIW, I believe 'My country has four seasons' is something the Japanese like to say as well.

My question is 'Why?'. Why do Koreans feel the need to point this out? Is it because it's inculcated in school? If so, why is it taught in school? Is it Japanese influence (and why do the Japanese like to say this?)? Is it perhaps to distinguish themselves from other Asian countries with tropical climates? But then why use it on westerners all of whom come from countries with four seasons, and none of whom see anything remarkable or remark-worthy in the fact?

Bemused and baffled.


Although Korea is becoming increasingly cosmopolitan, there is still a great deal of clumsiness on the part of Koreans as a whole when they interact with non-Koreans. The "four seasons" talk is a classic example. Because a large number of Koreans simply have never interacted with a foreigner, they lack the necessary self-awareness of how they would sound from the perspective of the foreign listener.

(By the way, although the situation has vastly improved in recent years, this lack of self-awareness is present in Korean society at every level. One of the results stemming from such lack of self-awareness is the cringe-worthy "visit Korea" ads like this one.)

It also does not help that Koreans, in most cases, do not have the necessary English ability to convey subtle nuances. No Korean believes that Korea is the only country in the world that has four seasons. But when they speak in English, their tones often end up sounding like they do.

Four seasons on the road near Cheongju.
(source)
So when it comes to figuring out why Koreans need to point this out, clumsiness has a great deal to do with the answer. Koreans will grow out of it sooner or later, but as of now it may be somewhat annoying. However, that is only a part of the story, because a greater mystery remains: why seasons, of all things?

More after the jump.

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Another big part of the "seasons talk" is that yes, Korean schools do teach their children that four distinct seasons is one of the defining characteristics of Korea. Unfortunately, some combination of lack of self-awareness, lack of knowledge about other countries and lack of ability to express nuanced thoughts distorts that proposition into the crazy idea that Korea is the only country in the world that has four distinct seasons.

But this idea does have a tiny kernel of truth to it. Although this is less true in the recent years as climate change has been affecting Korea's climate, Koreans are not kidding when they say Korea has four distinct seasons -- it is not just that Korea has four seasons, but they really are distinct. Isabella Bishop, a British woman of late 19th/early 20th century who was one of the earliest Western visitors of Korea, gave high praises for Korea's climate, especially the winter:
The climate is undoubtedly one of the finest and healthiest in the world. ... Korean winter is absolutely superb, with its still atmosphere, its bright, blue, unclouded sky, its extreme dryness without asperity, and its crisp, frosty night.
The winter then leads to a very pleasant, flowery spring. The summer is significantly hot, with a long monsoon spell in the middle. Autumn is undoubtedly the best time in Korea, with cool temperature and crisp air. The brilliant fall colors of Korea compare favorably to the best autumn leaves of New England, with bright yellow leaves of ginko trees -- native to Korea -- providing accents. Much of the world may have four seasons, but not necessarily this distinct.

Just this much may not make Korea all that unique. However, it is with good reason that Korean schools teach that having four distinct seasons is one of the defining characteristics of Korea. It is not so much that Korea experiences these four seasons -- lots of places around the world experience spring, summer, fall and winter. It is the degree to which Korean culture revolves around the seasons that makes the seasons a defining characteristic for Korea.

A good example of this would be the degree to which Korean food revolves around the seasons. Traditional Korean cuisine is mostly made up of vegetables, whose productions are significantly seasonal. The standard napa cabbage kimchi, for example, has traditionally been a late fall/winter dish, because napa cabbages grow in cool temperature. Similarly, the fish available Korea's seas -- another significant part of traditional Korean cuisine, given that Korea is a peninsula with water on three sides -- change significantly based on the seasons. To this day, Koreans are keenly aware of the best food for each season -- fresh namul [나물; herbs] for spring, barley rice for summer, hickory shad [전어] for fall and red bean porridge [팥죽] for winter, just to give a few examples -- and Koreans are generally diligent about keeping up with the seasonal diet.

Korea's traditional holidays also revolve around the seasons. The four major traditional holidays of Korea -- lunar new year [설날], daeboreum [대보름], dano [단오] and chuseok [추석] -- correspond to winter, spring, summer and fall, each entailing elaborate celebrations involving, among other things, seasonal foods.

So, a lot of Koreans' "four seasons" talk is a clumsy lack of self-awareness. But it is nonetheless true that Korea's distinct four seasons define a great deal of Korean culture.

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Today, TK Learned:

... that as long as he avoided reading the obituaries, he could pretend that Steve Jobs was still alive.
  • Koreans remember Steve Jobs. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Former Gizmodo writer who was involved in the "Lost iPhone 4" story remembers Steve Jobs. [The Wirecutter]
  • Americans "may look back on 2011 and see three events that undermine that story: the downgrade of America’s credit rating; the last flight of the space shuttle; and Mr. Jobs’s death." [The Economist]
  • To the Korean, the more important death today was NYU law professor Derrick Bell, who pioneered critical race theory -- which forms the foundation of the Korean's race-consciousness. [New York Times]
  • Asian economies have been "growing with equity", but in the last 30 years the income inequality has been growing. [East West Center]
  • Is it wrong to think that North Korean spies' poison darts, made to look like a pen or a flashlight, look super cool? [Chosun Ilbo]
  • Yahoo! Answers version of "Best of the Worst Questions" about Asians. Just a little taste of what the Korean goes through every day. [8Asians]
  • If the Korean could ever write a letter like this in his legal career, he will die a happy man: "My client will not be bullied out of exercising his First Amendment right to make clear his belief that your client is a spoiled, brainless twit who is cheapening the political discourse in this country." [American Spectator]
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Today, TK Learned:

... that Drunken Tiger is your best pal when you are working late.
  • Want to keep up with daily headlines from Korean newspapers in English? Try this out. [KEI]
  • Why can't U.S. and China just be friends? [East Asia Forum]
  • The damn dirty hippies protesting Wall Street could learn a thing or two from the Tea Party: "... while they were quietly seething, the tea-party movement was showing America what democracy actually looks like, pushing their candidates forward and holding them accountable." [The Economist]
  • Speaking of damn dirty hippies, the Maoists in China are praising them as proof that capitalism does not work. So good job, hippies. [New Yorker]
  • The Korean has a pretty low opinion of the-whitest-of-white-shoe law firm Sullivan & Cromwell, but even he would not have thought that S&C lawyers would simply abandon its client on death row. But S&C did hire a former Solicitor General to fix its errors. [New York Times]
  • Here is a "Super Person" -- a homecoming queen, 4.0 student, student government treasurer, and the kicker for the varsity football team. Surely, she is dead inside. (One advice for our Super Person -- please don't attend University of Colorado to play football.) [New York Times]
  • Outsourcing has come to this: outsourcing wombs to surrogate mothers in India. [New York Times]
  • Should we capitalize "black" or "white" when referring to ethnicity? The Korean says no. [DCentric]
  • Next person who says Americans can work just as hard as illegal immigrants will get a print version of this article thrown into his face. "‎"Six hours was enough ... for the first wave of local workers to quit. Some simply never came back and gave no reason. Twenty-five of them said specifically, according to farm records, that the work was too hard." [New York Times]
  • ... so let's put inmates to work instead of illegal immigrants! The drecks of our society must surely work harder than an average American, right? #facepalm [Marginal Revolution]
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"Super People", and Celebration of Ignorance

Over the weekend, there was an interesting New York Times essay that discussed how there seems to be a new breed of hyper-impressive people. A sample:
A BROCHURE arrives in the mail announcing this year’s winners of a prestigious fellowship to study abroad. The recipients are allotted a full page each, with a photo and a thick paragraph chronicling their achievements. It’s a select group to begin with, but even so, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this list who hasn’t mastered at least one musical instrument; helped build a school or hospital in some foreign land; excelled at a sport; attained fluency in two or more languages; had both a major and a minor, sometimes two, usually in unrelated fields (philosophy and molecular science, mathematics and medieval literature); and yet found time — how do they have any? — to enjoy such arduous hobbies as mountain biking and white-water kayaking.

Let’s call this species Super Person.
Super People [New York Times]

From there, the essay -- written by James Atlas, president of the publishing company Atlas & Co. -- progresses discursively. Atlas wonders if this is happening because of evolution and better availability of nutrition and other types of health-consciousness. He also wonders if "Super People" are a sign of growing income inequality in America such that the wealthy parents can invest in their children to an unprecedented degree. He further wonders if "Super People" phenomenon is to some degree an illusion, created by resume-padding instead of genuine commitment to achievements. But he finishes on a relatively positive note about "Super People".

The essay was an interesting read, but even more interesting read was the comments, which were overwhelmingly critical of the "Super People". Now, a whole bucket of salt is necessary when it comes to glean anything meaningful out of comments left on Internet message boards. The caveats should be familiar -- the samples are not representative, anonymous comments can be expressed more radically than the writer intended, and so on. But these concerns are partially mitigated by the fact that this is the crowd that reads the New York Times. They like reading news and commentary. They tend to be more educated and worldly. They tend to be in positions to shape opinions of those around them. And overwhelmingly, they disliked the idea of "Super People."

To be sure, many of the criticisms of "Super People" in the comments were very legitimate. It is perfectly legitimate to critique that trophy-collection does not necessarily contribute to building a sound character. (The Korean has consistently argued that education should be seen as a character building process, not a skill acquisition process.) It is completely fair to wonder if the "Super People's" achievements are an optical illusion, which did not leave much lasting impact on the person other than the line on her resume. And to the extent that those achievements are indeed genuine, it is deeply worrisome that America's income inequality deprives middle class and poor Americans from being able to invest in their children as much as wealthier Americans do.

But sort the hundreds of comments by "Readers' Recommendations," and a disturbing trend floats to the top: attacking the achievements themselves, and celebrating sloth and ignorance instead. Indeed, even the criticisms that appear facially legitimate have an undertone of contempt for more knowledge, more experience and more doing.

The prevalent image invoked by the phrase "celebrating ignorance" might be that of a rabid right-winger denying evolution or climate change. But this troubling trend of anti-intellectualism is an American trait that infects the entire American culture, including the presumably well-educated, left-leaning New York Times readers. Achievement-denial, in fact, has become the liberals' version of evolution-denial.

(More after the jump)

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There should really be no debate about the fact -- the truth -- that the achievements listed in Atlas's essay, if genuinely attained, would lead to making of a better person. Musical training leads to increased brain activity and improved memory. So does bilingualism, which in turn leads to improvements in multitasking -- not to mention the obvious benefits of accessing completely different modes of thought taken from a different culture. Excellence in sport teaches the value of toughness, grit and teamwork. Travelling to a foreign land broadens one's perspective, and even more so if one volunteered to help the needy while traveling. These benefits are so obvious that the Korean cannot even believe that he has to spell this out.

It is fair to wonder if anyone could truly achieve all of the above and more -- hence, the caveat that the achievements must be genuinely attained. Although true "Super People" certainly exist, some (and the Korean would say a decent proportion of) "Super People" are undoubtedly no more than poseurs. But regardless of that, what sense does it make to attack the achievements themselves? How can people seriously believe that mastering a second language, mastering a musical instrument, or volunteering in a foreign land makes a person worse? How can people seriously be proud of the fact that they did not do these things that would unquestionably make them better?

Here is the most recommended comment, written by none other than New York Times reporter Jane Gross:
When do these Super People have time to ruminate, to day-dream, to eschew GPS systems in their cars because it's interesting to get lost once in a while? When do they have time to be kind? To be a good friend? To go the woods with their dog? To dead head their gardens, mindlessly, for an entire afternoon? To sleep for 11 hours and let their bodies and mind do whatever bodies and minds do when they're sleeping? I couldn't do a square root in high school and still can't, unsure then and now what a square root even is is and why I need to know it. I remember nothing of my SAT scores except that they were very high, without benefit of tutors. I wasn't an extra-curricular activities kind of girl. My bandwidth was narrow then and far narrower now, at 64. But I held my own for 29 years at the New York Times. I wrote a book that a serious publisher paid good money for. Starting out in the world today, I'd be a loser. Why am I not properly ashamed of that?
Here is a stunning celebration of ignorance. Gross is parading the fact that she does not know what she should have learned in high school. (And it really should be middle school.) She is proud of the narrowness of her vision. Why? How is it a badge of honor that she knows less?

Another line of criticism is that "Super People" are inevitably unhappy, uncreative, uncaring, or deficient in some way, as Gross implies in the earlier part of her comment. For example, "Don Seekins" from Hawaii said:
There was a time, not so long ago, when people actually read books and went places to learn something, experience something - not put it on their resume. Super people are empty people.
Similarly, "Dan" from New York said:
What do an alarming number of super people do when they finish at Harvard? They become I-bankers. They cash out. I realize this is a gross generalization and that there are, indeed, real life super people. It does seem, however, that the list of extracurriculars and good deeds is formed with one goal in mind - gaining admission to an elite school and making a lot of money once you're finished. Is this bad? Given the sorry state of our country, I would say yes. All these super people haven't made the US a better place. There's a big difference between knowledge and wisdom.
"aj" from New York said:
Amost [sic] nothing kills creativity like competition and well-roundedness. A lot of these people will wind up as wealthy doctors, bond salesmen, Wall Street lawyers, and government bureaucrats. None will design the next IPad, 787, femtosecond laser, fiberoptic communication system, cancer drug, or program Facebook, or Solidworks. That is the real sadness of this business.
There are so many wrongheaded ideas here that it becomes tiresome to address them. What makes "Don Seekins" think that "Super People" don't actually read books and go places to learn and experience something? (How does it make sense that a travel can only be made worthwhile if it is not listed on the resume?) On what basis does "Dan" think all the young "Super People" are only interested in making money? (For one counterexample, elite institutions like Cornell, Georgetown, Yale and UC Berkeley -- which presumably attracts the young "Super People" -- consistently lead the number of Peace Corps produced.) And where in the hell does "aj" get the idea that diligence kills creativity? (The recent rise of competition in classical music produced technical virtuosos who are more creative than ever.)

More fundamentally, where does all this bile come from? Why do they feel the need to denigrate "Super People" and cut them down? Why can't they simply admire "Super People" for what they are? Is it so hard to admit that they -- I -- might know less and have experienced less such that I should be impressed by "Super People"? Is it so hard to admit that "Super People" are better than I? I can, for example, easily admit that I am not even half of a legal mind of, say, Justice John Roberts or Judge Richard Posner. They are my judicial heroes and, unquestionably, "Super People." (One of my law school professors, who was a classmate of Judge Posner at Harvard Law School, said Judge Posner self-taught Greek on a whim that he would prefer to read the Greek philosophers in their original language. How many people can do that?) Justice Roberts and Judge Posner are better than I am. For me to state otherwise would be insane. Similarly, if I ever met a trilingual -- something that I could not become, and not for the lack of trying -- I would be really impressed. If I ever met a trilingual who is a top-notch intellectual as well as a pro-level athlete, I would be even more impressed. Never for a second would I wonder if the person is an unfeeling, materialistic monster who is dead inside. Nor would I ever attempt to make the ignorant argument that I am somehow better than the athletic, intellectual trilingual because I know less and can do less than she does and can do.

Fortunately, it is not all bad news in the NYT comment section. Although the Korean had to rummage far into the "Most Recommended" pages, he was able to find a positive comment to close. "Steven J." from New Haven, CT wrote:
Let's celebrate this new breed of Renaissance person. They are well-rounded, brimming with energy, and I bet many of them will go on to do good things with their lives. And please don't confuse the 'true' Super Person with the rank careerists, scrabbling for points on their resumes. Nor should we blithely assume the 1% who are most effervescently intelligent and creative are identical with the 1% who amass the most wealth. What we want, as a society, is to educate these golden youth to want to create and serve and protect the rest of us.
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